Cheating Spouse Sign 17: Interested in exercise
These signs are from The 28 Tell-Tale Signs of a Cheating Spouse written by Anthony DeLorenzo, a nationally known private investigator, and his wife Dawn Ricci who is also a leading expert in the field. Tony has appeared on Oprah and other national shows.
CASE STUDY - "JOYCE"
"For the last 25 years my husband has been Mr. Predictable, a real creature habit. We'd often argue about this because I like being a little more spontaneous, but he'd always get his way. A typical day for my husband would be getting home by 5:30 PM, dinner 6:00 PM, the evening news and then falling asleep in his chair by 9:00 PM. Fridays were Bingo, Saturday nights were dinner and a movie.
Last year, my husband wasn't feeling well, and I made him go for a checkup. The doctor said "Lose weight and start exercising." His birthday was the next week, so I bought him a year's health club membership. He grudgingly went once a week beginning, but I pushed him to go at least twice a week.
After a couple of months, he was a new man. He ate healthier food, admitted to feeling much better and he looked so much better, he'd want to go to out up to five nights a week. To tell you the truth, I missed seeing my chunky monkey sleeping in front of the tv. As time passed, my husband started getting home unusually late, our Friday night Bingo was now history, and we would even miss our usual two nights at the movies.
I kept quiet thinking "This too shall pass," but then I found a condom in his pants pocket while I was doing the laundry. I was so surprised, I never dreamed my husband was capable of deceiving me. I couldn't mention this to anyone, and wasn't sure what to do. I finally decided to hire a private investigator, who found out that my husband was very friendly with a woman at the gym. After working out together, they would exercise in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. I couldn't believe an old man acting like a foolish teenager. I still haven't told him that I know, as I can't imagine life without him. I guess that I turned out to be the creature of habit as well.
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
This sign is for the person who was once a couch potato and now doesn't miss a work out at the gym. Similar to purchasing new clothes, exercising makes the subject feel younger and more attractive to a potential lover.
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